Writing inside cards:
Audrey Horne: "'I'm Audrey Horne and I get what I want.'
You do your best Audrey Horne, hun, and get what you want."
Agent Cooper: "'Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan on it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot, black, coffee.'
Treat yo'self, babe."
Log Lady: "'Where does creamed corn figure into the workings of the universe? What really is creamed corn? Is it a symbol for something else?'
Find the meaning of your creamed corn today, dear!"
Man From Another Place: "'I've got good news. That gum you like is going to come back in style.'
Darlin', make today the day that gum comes back in style!"